i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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