Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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