so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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