My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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