i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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