my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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