I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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