Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
