that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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