Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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