You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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