Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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