the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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