I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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