Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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