Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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