I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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