we have officially lost it.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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