Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
from now on my penis is your penis
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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