You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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