I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This is my gift to your gina
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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