the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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