At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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