He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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