ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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