You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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