I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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