...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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