How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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