Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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