After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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