i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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