What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Farmville is her only friend.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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