Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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