Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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