So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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