I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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