I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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