yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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