he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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