found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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