found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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