Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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