My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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