The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The air taste purple.
Randomize
