just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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