I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Breakfast tacos?
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Send help, water and tortillas.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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