Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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