She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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