I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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