my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm always down for nudity.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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