there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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