he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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