I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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