As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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