You really coming over, don't trick.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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