its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Alive.
So much puke
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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