i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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